So he wrote a book? Is that what he’s doing with himself these days? Maybe instead of writing all the time he could pay a little more attention to his wife and daughter? Or perhaps fix up one of those awful bike shaped things in his backyard so he can stop asking us to drive him to his clarinet lessons. Yes, we know he stopped taking clarinet lessons almost 25 years ago, but you get the point. Also, when is he going to return our bench vice? Tell him his father needs it for a project he's got coming up.